Monday, September 25, 2006

The Superiority of Men

Woman youre a damn fool.

You love him because

  • You love him
  • He doesnt love you
  • You hate him
  • He makes you feel small, cheap and used

Men have walked all over us for centuries because we're too preoccupied with being stupid. I mean really. Only a woman would torture herself with completely pointless emotions. It seems that if we're not pining for something we'll die.

The guys have got it right you know, stick to the sex.

Sheesh.

Anguish

My heart hurts.

Thats because I just jabbed a six inch needle into it.

Oh.