Lets Talk About Sex

Why is it so important to the average homo sapien to get laid? So much of our lives revolve around it. So many of us define who we are by how much of it we have, and who we can convince to do it with us.

What does it mean to you?

Admittedly, I have not had a great deal of experiance, in my short but illustrious career as an adult, but I must be missing something huge. I really cant understand the human obsession with sex. Especially now, when as a race we've turned sex into something rather inconsequential.

Dont get me wrong i dont think sex is a sacred act between two people or any such shit, but the thing that always made sex special for me was how I felt about the person i was with.

How does that translate into a random act of intercourse?

Animal passion has quite a lot going for it, and if you find it with someone, Hell go for it! But when sex can be cheapened so easily, shouldnt we be more careful?

Shouldnt sex be more than just a sensory sound and light show in your pants?

Seriously, where does the bread go??

There are so many things, in this world and the possible next, that are beyond our comprehension, and yet we arent terribly interested. Much more interested are we, in what Meredith and George will do now that theyve had sex, or who Ryan will hook up with now that Marisa's dead. Noble queries, true, but shouldnt we spend some time at least trying to understand why there are chemical imbalances in our brains, how life evolved or the nature of the universe?

Or, where does the bread go???

Proudest Moment

Tholen from the Steif

Consider yourself tagged Aaki, Jerry, Yohan, Madhu, SAJ, Saattvic and Shasta if you have the time with all the moving.


1. PICK OUT A SCAR YOU HAVE, AND EXPLAIN HOW YOU GOT IT
Jagged semi circle type thing on my right calf from a rafting trip to Rishikesh when I was 13. I kicked an underwater rock. Dont ask.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
LOTS of posters, mostly of various mouthwatering men and staggering movies that left me slackjawed. Some photos also, but not many.

3. WHAT DOES YOUR PHONE LOOK LIKE.

Its silver and black and flippy, though I dont love it so much. Bloody waste of money. Thats it over there.





4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Almost everything. My moms a musician so I grew up listening to her kind of music, and every once in a while I feel compelled to listen to Manhatten Transfer or Peter, Paul and Mary. I love Sheryl Crow and Evanescence and The Offspring.

5. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT DESKTOP PICTURE?
A picture of College, early in the morning, near the Chapel. It makes me feel very nostalgic and a touch sad because that time is over.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
A way to eat a giagntic ice cream sundae and not get fat. Actually, to be eternally free of this bullshit weight paranoia.

7. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GAY MARRIAGE?
Marriage is for idiots. However I do believe that gay people should have the right to be idiots too.

8. WHAT TIME WERE YOU BORN?
5:58 pm

9. ARE YOUR PARENTS STILL TOGETHER?
Nauseatingly so.

10. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
Alanis and my dog snoring.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED OF THE DARK?
Rarely. I like the dark, everything is more mysterious and easier to like.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
Readers Digest. I know, but damn, even if I accidentally brush my finger against an RD I burst into taers.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
Green Tea, Elizabeth Arden

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOUR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
I cant say I have any preferences. What colour is Brad Pitts hair this week?

15. DO YOU LIKE PAIN KILLERS?
Yes.

16. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
Nooooo... But I have to have got some very clear signals to act thus.

17. FAVE PIZZA TOPPING?
LOTS of chicken of every kind, and LOTS of chillies of any kind.

18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Mmmmmmm..... Heavyweight Chicken Pizza from Slice of Italy with extra cheese and green chillies and jalapenos. Oh god.

19. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
Kartikey. Ten Seconds ago. Bloody stupid game.

20. IS ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU?
Either three or none. Im not sure which would be better.