Friday, November 24, 2006

Overheard

Pre-teen boy 1: "Do you masturbate?"

Pre-teen boy 2: "NO!... Do you?"

Pre-teen boy 1: "NO of course not!"

{Brief thoughtful silence}

Pre-teen boy 2: "Do girls masturbate?"

Pre-teen boy 1: "No stupid. Gurls dont masturbate, they menstruate!"

{Furious wise nodding}

Ah men. Imagine what gems these two will grow up to be.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

writer's block, is it?

saturn air jam said...

Hahaha!

jairaj said...

Whaaaaaaaat? I guess I can say it now: 'oh man kids today!'Damn, they'll grow up to be gems for sure!

InExile said...

cmon cut them some slack ! :P
they said menstruate at least and not menopause !

jairaj said...

inexile, dude, i think you'll grow up to be those overunderstanding grandfathers, the 'oped-minded' kinds...:)

MinCat said...

aaahahahahahahahaha! boys you gotta hnd it to them, no?

TheDragon said...

Teenage Boy 3: Yes T, sorta.

SAJ: Well hello! Havent seen you for ages, how are ya?

Jerry: Heeheehee some advantages of being old eh?

Inexile: It wouldnt have amade a diff to them fer sure!

Mey: Heeheehee reminds me of your once a month stomach ache fiasco!

jairaj said...

you bet! ;) all's well?